bebopgun:

oxy-doll:

I’m a total whore and it seriously takes more then a Goodmorning text to let a guy fuck me.

What’s going on ladies?

I do this. This one beautiful lady I met, I would text her right as I woke up and for like 2 months and she would do the same. We usually woke up within about 1 minute of each other. I haven’t as much gotten a peck on the cheek from her. This guy is a fool. You want sex, throw her against a wall and take the sex from her

that sounds like rape to me.^

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